Routers
Breaking news from the city of Sydney this morning details a night of high action followed by a no show from Tucan, top marker on the Battered Savs statistics, at the early morning training camp. Word from within the camp is that Hollywood and Tucan have fallen out over the ongoing sex scandals and amazing revelation that Hollywood may in fact be gay. Arjuna, the self appointed captain, selector and literacy coach provided the following comments on the matter, " It is true that two players from the team have had a scuffle but I wouldn't call it anything more than a lovers tiff" Both Hollywood and Tucan refused to comment.
This latest issue comes after the shock revelation revealed yesterday that Hollywood may be considering "going back into the closet"
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