Fat Cat Outrage

Arjuna 'Fat Cat' was contacted earlier today for a comment regarding the rumour he is about to step down as self appointed selector and captain of the Battered Savs. In a written statement read by Arjuna's bookmaker he outline "I an wery dassipointed abut this story. It is treu that folloing the teams loss last week the selctors have sat down with me to discuss my futre. I have assurrrred myself hwerver that I am fit to stay on as Cuptain and will do so". Sources close to the team have stated that a rebel group of players had been seeking a meeting with the ICC over the new policy on OH&S released last week. It has also been confirmed from insiders that the sudden sacking of Hollywood for 'waddling' between the wickets caused a blow up at training between the self appointed Captain and self proclaimed champion. It is unclear if more sackings will follow as a result of these internal leaks but Arjuna was very direct in the final line of his statement " I vill gut em good !".