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An amazing revelation from Savs embattled self appointed captain, Hollywood "I am gay !". News agencies all of the world have been whipped into a frenzy at this announcement from the self publicised indoor cricket hero. Co self appointed captain and selector, Arjuna has come out defending his team mate stating " I loke Hallywud. Even if ha iz a pillow biter now, I stull luke him. If he choses man thun he choses man". Team stalwart and one time Patriach Dabs was shocked with the news and had the following to say " I don't believe that it is true. Hollywood is a good man with good morals. He has been misquoted and I intend to find who the rat is within the Savs organisation" Others in the team have not been so kind with Reebs quoted as saying " At least now I will have somewhere to park my bike". Tucan and Locky could not be contacted for comment however Apoo is believed to be offering counselling to team members who have been effected by this story.
Hollywood has planned a press conferance at the FDICC at 9.15pm thursday but the world asks just what will Hollywood do next ?
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