After satisfying the numerous internal auditing and integrity commissions within both the ICC and PwC, the details of the Savs results have finally been put to rest.
In a brief statement by the Savs laconic captain, Arjuna was pleased to announce, "Now, at last, it is with unequivical conviction that my stnadings within the team is firmly cemented. No one can chellenge my rightful place to lead and captain such an international super team".
It was later reported that off the record, Arjuna was quietly fuming over the ranking system not awarding the captain additional ‘points’ based on inspirational leadership. Adding to his displeasure was the favourable statistics on his deputy. Once more further tension has been added between the bitter power dispute raging within the teams upper echelons.
Unperturbed by his new found status as the Battered Savs number 1 player, Tucan announced to the frantic press gallery that he would not let the results go to his head. With a somewhat defiant air to his comments, Tucan stated that his current regimented pre-match routine of a couple of cheeky ones at the FDH would not change in the slightest.
“If you’re on a good thing – stick to it”.
On provocation of a reporters comment, questioning Tucan’s pre-match routine as a direct contradiction to the captains orders. Tucan replied, “The figures talk for themselves mate! If it’s good enough for 3 of the top 4 players, perhaps Arjuna should come to the FDH more often, maybe then he’ll actually make a positive contribution to the team!”
Words, no doubt, that will have interesting consequences for this evening’s match.
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