New Sav Coat of Arms Encourages "Coming Out"

Darlinghurst Tool Shed


Leading gay activists have heralded the new look Sav strip as a shining beacon in the dark world of indoor cricket.

Ex-captain Arjuna said "the game used to be dominated by boofy men and blokey talk, but now the Savs openmindedness has shown a softer side to it. "

Bruce McAvaney

Beazley farewells Thorpe

Opposition leader Kim Beazley has put his considerable weight behind the swell of congratulatory well wishes for the retiring Thorpe.

"I was shocked to learn that Billy Thorpe was retiring from international swimming", said Beazley, "but thank him for his contribution and wish him well on the next stage of his journey with the Savs".

"Its obvious Billy was brought up by his lesbian mother with little contact from his father so I think having men like the womanizing, beer swilling Kel as a role model will do Billy a world of good. I have seen Billy out on the turps and he gets legless just walking past a pub so he already has a lot in common with Tucan as well. I think he'll fit right in".

Crack McSwiggins
Five Dock Herald

Thorpe Quits Swimming to Join Sav's

Laurie Lawrence.

The House of Five Dock

Ian Thorpe has thrown in the towel on a brilliant swimming career to join top indoor cricket team, the Battered Savs.

In a shock press conference held today at the prestigous House of Five Dock (a dark, stale function room out the back of the FDH), the big swimming star revealed he had been offered a job he couldn't refuse with the big team.

Stating that he liked the vibe and feel about the Savs, the world record holder was particularly taken with the teams new away strip. "I think this look is me, you can dress it up, and bingo, you're out on the town. Or you can dress it down, and just lounge around the house in just the team shirt and a bit of bling bling below, its just so Sydney right now.... so 2007!"

Team spokesperson on all things queer, poofy, a bit dodgy, or just downright gay- Kel, said today, I am starting to get p*ss off with this immature comments from some people who can't get over a grudge. If people have a problem with me or then be a man and say it to my face, if not build a bridge and get over.

Sav's New Logo - Rough and Ready or just Camp?

Shatique Lafoundaye
E News

Serious questions regarding the sexuality of Sav's leading wicket taker in season 2006, Kel, have been raised after the release of the Sav's new logo.

After recently admitting to a long and involved history with small fury animals, the Sav's big man has launched a controversal new logo for the team - much to the ire of some other team members.

One Sav described the emblem as "a tent silhoutte of a gay camping trip gone wrong".



Rumours are rampant after Kel's recent split with his long term partner.


Fanning the flames of inuendo is Kel's renewed interest in his champion pomeranian Max, culminating in the pairs recent victory in Newtown.







Adding further weight was the shock appointment of new manager Roger MeSillee the French born marketing mistro. The two have been spotted on multiple occaisions - the latest was in the David Jones corporate tent at Royal Randwick.






In a brief but short statement through his manager, Kel declared





"I am starting to get p*ss off with this immature comments from some people who can't get over a grudge. If people have a problem with me or Roger then be a man and say it to his face, if not build a bridge and get over it."

Arjuna Back Stabbed

Rooters.

**NEWS FLASH**

We interrupt this blog to report news that Arjuna was "backstabbed" during his innings with the bat last night at the FDICC.
A handful of nasty spectators infiltrated the Sav camp and were overheard saying something like "Arjuna coming back for a sneaky second run would be like trying to turn the QEII around!".
More news as it comes to hand.

Sav's Super Statistical Stand-in Skipper

Charles Johnston-Tait
Wisdon Cricket

The Savs resident stats man and stand-in skipper has made a sensational debut leading the Savs to an easy victory over their subcontinental oponents last night.

Questions were raised earlier in the evening about the ability to transfer the skills of the spreadsheet to the pitch, but in a great display of bowling strategy, the Savs achieved a comfortable win and secured a total of 7/8 points for the night.

However, not all Reeb's captaincy decisions were deemed to be astute. Partnering the Sav's former Captain, Arjuna with incumbant Captain Slick for the final skin certainly raised a couple of eyebrows. Unfortunately the strategy didn't pay dividends as their off the pitch fued didn't dissapate once the Sav's captains hit the middle. Slick's cold shoulder to Arjuna manifested itself in an extreme lack of communication. Unfortunately for the Sav's this lead to multiple mix ups in the causing numerous run-outs. As one spectator commented, "The pair are making an easy 3 look like a cheeky single" ... "it's as if Slick doesn't have faith in Arjuna's speed between the wickets - maybe we should give him a runner?".

When questioned on the decision of the pairing, Reebs replied "Statistically it wasn't brilliant - but hey, I though it'd be fun - a great crowd pleaser too. Personally I was hoping for a little more fireworks ... a bit of Highlander action ' there can be only one!', but in the end they both played ok - I think they wanted to out-stat each other".

It'll be one of the most anticipated stat releases in a while. However I think the world will be waiting for while as the successful stand-in skipper was last seen in the early morning hours partaking in a few celebratory beverages at the Team's official watering hole.

New sex scandal surrounds Hollywood

Hollywood doesn't waste time.

Less than a month into Hollywood’s Battered Savs Indoor cricket season another sex story has appeared in an Australian tabloid.

Pictures in Sunday's edition of the tabloid Five Dock Herald allegedly show Hollywood and two 25-year-old models involved in sexual positions with a blow up toy, allegedly taken three weeks ago.

The alleged sexual episode occurred in Sydney’s Eastern Suburbs following Hollywood's comeback match.

One of the models, Amanda Huggenkiss, has known Hollywood for a few years but said things only started heating up after she learnt that the cricketer had separated from his wife.
"I've known him for years but nothing happened before because I knew he was married," said the New-Zealand born Huggenkiss.

"But since his split he's been texting like mad. He even sent me one during a match."

The other model Ivana Humapalot praised Hollywood's performance.
"Hollywood's a stallion and very willing to experiment. He loved playing around with the inflatable and was up for anything," she said.

After the impressive win in his comeback match, Hollywood claimed he was suffering.

He said in an interview: "If I'm honest, I'm tired out and I am starting to get p* off with this immature behaviour from some people who can't get over my popularity,texting skills and exploits. If they have a problem with it then be a manabout it and say it to my face, if not build a bridge and get over it."

Hollywood's management did not immediately return calls nor did the Captain of the Sav's.

Savs unveil new away kit.

Hollywood's New Compound Completed

Queensland Tourism

The Sydney born, soon to be Gold Coast based powerhouse that is Hollywood, has released the first images of his new pad. The 10,500 square metre complex, comprises a palatial mansion that has everything, from massage rooms, full size olympic indoor pool, a golf driving range, and of course, an indoor cricket complex. Its also understood that the interior of the property is completely lined with mirrors. However the finishing touch, in true Hollywood style, is his name erected on the mountain overlooking the property.

Hollywood, who has been busy preparing to move into the palace, spoke very briefly with reporters last night at a trendy Sydney nightspot Zeta bar. "We are very pleased with the progress on our new home. Looking forward to just getting there and unwinding"
Hollywood has been hard to get to following his premiere appearance with the Sav's a few weeks ago. Hollywood and his entourage - hired security and, presumably, close friends - were strategically placed around the bar to ensure that no one whipped out a camera. Conversely, Kanye West, who arrived at the bar close to midnight after performing with U2 earlier in the night, and Australian Idol host Andrew G, mingled freely with the crowd, even posing for photos.
"Thats the problem with the big celebs", stated bar manager Dabs, "they think they're too cool for school and I am starting to get p* off with this immature behaviour from some people who can't get over popularity. If have a problem with it then be a man and say it to my face, if not build a bridge and get over it."

UPDATED - CLICK HERE to see Arjuna the Musical 2 - The Grudge

More footage has been uncovered of Arjuna the Musical - now playing in the East End.

Be thrilled by the classic like it has never been seen before.

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You'll laugh, you'll cry, then you will build a bridge and get over it.

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Arjuna the Musical

You have to wonder why anyone would find Arjuna to be a suitable and interesting subject for a musical/opera/cabaret. But if Philip Glass can make an artistic and critical hit out of Tucan’s historic visit to The Melbourne Cup Carnival in 2006 then I imagine then almost anything can be turned into art or entertainment given enough talent.

And talent is what there is plenty of in this production. Bennetto’s great musical score and very clever lyrics make for a wonderful piece of theatrical entertainment that explores the life and times of this highly colourful and often paradoxical captain in such a way that the audience ends up absolutely engaged from beginning to end.

Some wonderful characters from the era make and appearance – Dabs, Slick and a very freaky Hollywood among others – but the real laughs are reserved for Grouch and for Bennetto’s own portrayal of Kel.The audience actually booed and hissed Slick at appropriate times were generally left to ponder, by the end of the show, just what kind of team we might have had by now had we not voted the way we did in 2006.

It is probably fair to say that this production really does rather cater for the ‘true believer’, the Arjuna supporter (or perhaps more appropriately the Slick hater) among the theatre going public, but a wonderful time will be had by all, no matter what colour your skin.The music is first rate and Mike McLeish in the central role of Arjuna is fabulous.
The songs are catchy, particularly Arjuna’s Leader of the Land and Hollywood’s Freaky (sung with more than a passing reference to Sweet Transvestite).

It’s a great show. Billed as Arjuna! The Opera, it could have put a few folks off but believe me there is little, if anything, of traditional opera about this production. See it if you can.

Sav gets behind Bush

Sav big batter and ace vanity maker Tucan has thrown his support behind embattled President George Bush over the weekend.

The two were joined by George Bush senior for a spot of fishing in the popular recreational fishing spot of New Orleans.

Pictures appeared on the big fellas personal Blog "Tu-can-do" on Monday morning showing the Bush' success with their rods.

A statement lending his support to Bush Junior also appeared on the blog.

"Hes a good bloke" said Tucan. "In fact they both are. I havent seen any of the older Georges movies but apparently he was in some Westerns. I love westerns. Bush Junior is also a good bloke, hes in a war. Im not for war but I am for it if its a war they want, its a war theyll get. There are some wars we know we know about, and there are some wars we know we dont know about, and there are some wars we dont know we dont know about. Im for that".

When asked why he didnt attend the trip John Howard said "Fishing? George told me his mum was sick so it was called off".

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Kel's Fury Friend Finishes First

Heather Hunter

Newtown Times

Sav’s big man, avid punter and owner of his own replica mini-Kel, has continued his amazing success on focusing on all things small and gay.

Kel’s puffy little pouch ‘Max’ the Pomeranian has recently taken out the Best-in-Show in the Newtown Fury Friend Fair at the regions famous Bank Hotel.

Asked what we the secret to his success, Kel stated:
“It’s a mix of a great diet, good grooming and a lot of tender love and care. Sirloin steaks, Sunsilk and Shakespeare. You can’t go wrong with that. Mini-Kel has certainly been a valuable addition to our team, has he can get down into those tricky areas and give Max a bit of rub and touch up. It little fella loves it, and it relaxes Max a great deal before he hits the stage.”

Current and former Sav’s were at the event to support their team mate. Sneaky, an avid lover of all things small and furry, was amongst the action. The part time Bookmaker ran a successful tote with all winnings (minus a small administrative fee) being donated to the RSPCA (Royal Society for Protecting Cricketing Annananananans).

Ocki ‘the Grouch’ and 3 time FFF champion Hairbear, also made rare and special combined guest appearance as the head judges for the Hotel’s Fashions of the Fury Field.

However the day belonged the Big fella, who in tow with the mini fella, took home the prizes and has certainly opened up a previously untapped sponsorship market for the Savs.

Hollywood Opens Fire

Angus Patterson-Smith
Fairfax Group


Battered Savs superstar Hollywood has waded into the war of words over the team’s mistreatment of their youngest member.

“Why can’t these bloody aid organisations go help out some homeless kid in Sri Lanka, Bangladesh or other curry country, or even a starving runt in Zimbabwe – we all know how crap their cricket is at the moment. They need help, we don’t”

“As a former child star myself, there is nothing bad about being paraded infront of the international media. People love you, they give you all kinds of cool stuff for free – and you’re never lonely. I loved to be loved.”

In his address to the media scrum outside his new palacial residence on the Gold Coast, Hollywood was rather amused by all the fuss and couldn’t believe the exposure Pannananan was getting.

“I haven’t seen such an frenzied appetite from the media since my old mate Hansie Cronjie was wrongfully implicated in match fixing, (of the media) it’s like watching Arjuna at an all you can eat buffet.”

No official word has been release on the state of the young Sav player at the centre of this saga. Sources close to him have hinted that the “detention” from the Anananananan family may actually be a guise. It’s rumoured that the Little Banananan is off to rehab to dry-out, recover and undergo anger management therapy.

The family has a bit of history with this ‘illness’. D’Ananananan has already missed the majority of the seasons opening games due to his compulsory attendence at a local clinic for an undisclosed condition. And no one can forgets the on-field incident during the Sav’s charity Rugby match in the off season which left him with a fractured cheek bone and impressive shiner.

Top Cops In Trouble For Impersonating A Sav

I.C.A.C. Five Dock

Two NSW police are under fire today for alledgedly impersonating leading Savsters Tucan and Kel.
The officers, known only as "Fat" and "Skinny", were snapped above trying to assimilate into the now undoubtedly world famous indoor cricket team, whilst at Royal Randwick on Cup day. The two will plead guilty before the Sav Republican Council, headed up by Chancellor Slick on the planet of Coruscant.
Slick later read this short statement outside the Sav Temple;
" I am starting to get p* off with this immature actions from some people who can't get over us being famous. If (you) have a problem with it then be a man and say it to my face, if not build a bridge and get over it."
Tucan, who could not be reached for further comment, is reported as saying it would be good have a few senior police within the ranks of the Sav's so that they can drive home after games legally.
Kel was also optimistic about their possible inclusion; "Cops are Tops. They can get stuff for you thats really hard to find on the streets. Plus if someone cuts you off on the road, they'll get you their address".

UNICEF probe Savs

The United Nations Children’s Fund (UNICEF) is lobbying the International Cricket Board to hold an inquest into the Savs internal handling of incidents involving their young star recruit Pananannannnaan.

The loveable young Sav, endearingly dubbed “the Little Bananannanana” by fellow Sav Kel (who’s penchant for all things small is starting to disconcert many), has been bought before the juvenile court on multiple charges of assault and possession of un-named prohibited substances.
UNICEF envoy for Australian child sport stars, Harry Kewell, has expressed grave concerns for the welfare of the young Sav, and has bought into question the decision of exposing the player to international stardom at such a young age.

“The decision to repeatedly select Young Banananas [sic] in the Battered Sav’s starting line up shows an absolute disregard for his safety and welfare. Not only are the games played well past his bed time, but he is constantly being exposed to an explicit adult world of gambling and alcohol.”
“You only have to look at the recent activity of Sav senior players to understand why the young Pan [sic] has acted is his way. Reckless punting, insobriety and outlandish purchases at a recent Melbourne Cup function by Tucan, McCool, Reebs and Kel have not assisted”.

UNICEF has not ruled out taking legal actions against the Savs and the player’s older brother and Manager D’Annanannanan on charges of child labour and exploitation.

A media release is expected by the close of the day by Sav’s management.

Sav to star in movie

Polly Hunter
Entertainment Tonight

McCool, one of the new breed of Savs who has been short listed for this years prestigious Golden Sav has recenlty been named the leading man in an upcoming thriller to be filmed at Australis Gold Coast Movie World.

Shooting for the film "The McCool Identity" has has the Sav who recenlty turned 43 going out for a drink one night and later being fished out of Sydney Harbour by a ferry crew with a bullet in his back and suffering from amneisure. The thriller is flush with amazing special effects and fart jokes, features a Benny Hill esque chase scene and finished triumphantly with a thrilling "kite duel" in the streets of down town Newcastle.

"Its a big thrill thats for sure, in fact its been a great year for me. Life really doest begin when your 43".

Already there is talk of a follow up. "Yeah we're planning another nine based on this character" said the star. Im co-writing with Sammy on the next one as we speak", referring to Savs spin doctor Sammy Bourgelais.

Incredibly all nine sequels are to be released simutaneously in a McCool box set, in order they are:

The McCool Supremacy
Mad McCool
McCool strikes back
McCool, wheres my car
Romy & McCools highschool reunion
McCool at Hanging Rock
McCool of Alcatraz
Breakfast at McCools, and
I dream of McCool.

In related news, soon to be Premier of Queensland and current McCool team mate with the Savs Hollywood has denied rumours he had a hand in bringing the block busters to QLD or in McCool playing the leading role.

"Sure I had a word or two and sure a mountain moved when I did so, but to say it all happened because of me is close to not true at all".

Sav in Movembergate

Reebs, Savs allrounder and stat and race fixer has had his name linked to further allegations of corruption.

The star, who some claim to be the secretive and elusive underworld figure "Moustache Max" is almost perpetually surrounded by contraversy due to his weekly release of international cricketing statistics and awards while some claim he has been involved in race fixing after known employees of the cricketer were seen "having a bit of a word" to Melbourne cup red hot favourite Torquay just moments before the big race.

But now many believe the long arm of the law is finally going to catch up. Fresh allegations have arisen following Reebs entry into the Movember event, raising money for mens health issues. Utilising the Savs own spin doctor Sammy Bourgelais to head his campaign the Sav has been quoted as saying "im gonna raise more dosh than any other niggaz".

But since the start of the event pictures have surfaced showing an already "tached" Reebs a good ten years prior to this years event. Dr Simon Fielder from the University of Sydneys facial hair institute was asked to give his opinion on the authenticity of the pictures. "In my opinion its the genuine real deal gentlemen". Comparing the picture to current photos he concluded "its the same tache Im in no doubt, yet incredibly it hasnt changed for at least ten and maybe even fifteen years. My mother has a better one", he later added. In deed a quick check of the press gallery (at least half of which were women) revealed that everyone present did in deed have a better mo.

Both Reebs and Sammy Bourgelais have remained unavailable for comment.

Slice McRidden
Five Dock Enquirer

Star SAV in poo poo.

Above pictured on the way to the station in the police vehicle.

Breaking news story!

Star SAVS allrounder involved in henious crimes against school teachers.

Star SAV Pananananannannanannanannanannanannanannananannanananannananan has alledgedly been arrested on charges of alledgedly 'disrupting class' and alledgedly being 'disrectpful to teachers".

The year nine youngerster believes he has been harsh done by "all i did was tap on the table, then she sent me out of the room, when i came back in i threw some lollies at a couple of my least favourite people, then i got sent to the principle and they called my mum, making all sorts of ludicrous allegations against me, trying to drag me name through the mud" and " i think its just cause they are all sooo jealous of my superiour indoor skills"

Panannanannannannanannannannannaannananan blames his poor efforts in the last match where he was outscored by Slick for the first time ever, as being due to having this whole debacle weighing on my mind".

It is believed he will be suing the school, when asked where the funds were coming from, he swiftly replied " my fellow savs will be bankrolling the case, as Reebs, Tucan Sam, Kel(and mini kel) and macca took my tip on Delta blues and are now flush with cash, i reckon they owe me"

Sources have told us that sentencing delivered on top of a detention, from the all powerful mother of the Savs-man, is that Pannananananananan has as of now been suspended from particpating in indoor cricket until the end the school term, which to a 15 year old is of course a life sentence, however our resident statsman Reebs reckons that'll be about 4 weeks, give or take a game.

Pannananannanannannanannannanananan is thought to be lodging an appeal by the end of the week to have his sentence reduced to having his mobilephone confiscated to stop his Warne-esque like lued messages to unsuspecting women after dark.


By Johnny 'the leak'.

Kel Gets His Own Mini-Me

By Gai Waterhouse

One time Hollywood wannabe - Kel, celebrated his fabulous Cup win by purchasing his very own mini-me, outside the stables at Royal Randwick on Tuesday.
The big man, seen handing over a large sum of cash for his pint sized replica of himself, then strode proudly around the members lawn with the little man by his side.
Asked whether he thought people might think its a bit wierd, Kel replied, " I'm sure there's a bit of a strange 'umpa-lumpa' vibe coming off, but its quite a buzz to turn to your side and see a miniature version of yourself looking back at you. He'd do anything for me too".
Mini-Kel, who hasn't spoken a word, seems to communicate with the big man by grunts and pointing to things. He has also been spotted randomly kicking complete strangers in the groin, and is also known to be a biter. This strange quirk apparently appealed to Kel, who when picking him out of a litter of other circus freaks, commented on how he loved a bit of rumbling, and general banter.
"The only draw back to the whole thing is the that little bugger smells like cabbage".

Savs Wrapped In Suits

By Johnny Tap.

Only a few Battered Sav faithfuls braved the onslaught of all you can eat eye candy at Royal Randwick yesterday to celebrate all the colour, fashion, and racing that is Melbourne Cup day.

Pictured above sporting the latest in male fashion, Macca, Reebs, Tucan, and Kel, worked the crowd on the members lawn with precision, skill, and brought home the bickkies when it came to the all important punt on the big race. Deciding early in the day to pool their finances, the Sav's plunged an eye brow raising amount of hard earned on the outside chance Delta Blues. You could hear the sniggers and mumbled jokes from bookies close by as they saw how much the Sav Syndicate were willing to invest on the big Jap. With a bet each way, the Sav's were soon the ones laughing, as they looked for new places to stuff cash.

However, the big day's not all about the money. The Savs, having been invited to the Five Dock RSL Club tent, were wined and dined trackside with some of the finest philly's Sydney has to offer. With the FDRSL vying for the Sav's pre and post game business, the competition was stiff, particularly as the Savs look to re-sign with the FDC for next year.

More on the Sav's big day out as details come to hand.

Sav takes second prize in young brainiac award

All rounder, statistician, booze hound and general good guy of the Savs Reebs has taken out second place in the current season of the ABC's Brainiacs.

Competing against the best and smartest primary school kids from across the nation the Sav showed his mental agility to take the prize. "I was a bit worried at one stage there" Reebs said, "when they started with the long division questions I knew this was my archilles heel but hoped I would make up any short fall in the statistics questions. Luckily for me I did. I hope people will realise that theres more to me than just an elite athlete pumped to the eyeballs on roids".

Reebs later went on to refute claims he had asked the shows host, Juanita Phillips out on a date.

Reeters.

Sav to save Great Barrier Reef

by Harry Tickenbum
Five Dock Chronicle

Excitement is mounting in the land of the banana benders following news of the imminent arrival of Sav stalwart Hollywood on the Gold Coast. In a recent press conference Hollywood was presented with the keys to the state, which premier Peter Beattie immediately asked to borrow as he had left his in his other pants.

The press conference, which lasted for 17 hours covered a range of topics such as Hollywood accepting a drive in next years Indy Car, his thoughts on the banana industry "bananas are a thing of the past" said Hollywood. "Rockmelons are the future", and finishing with talk on the threat to the great barrier reef due to coral bleaching from global warming. "Leave it with me", said Hollywood, "Good as done. Ive got a wicked set of water proof markers".

This can do attitude is sure to make the incumbent premier uneasy.

Hollywood revives Savs

Five Dock Sun

Two wins from the last two FDICC clashes has seen the Savs bring themself back into finals contention for the 2006/07 season. The only thing that is in common with the victories, compared to the other five games of the season is the presence of Savs journeyman, Hollywood. He started his career with the Savs in 1997 at the famous Bankstown indoor cricket centre where for the first time he saw the spectacles of Canterbury Road at night. He also saw his first all in brawl on the adjoining indoor soccer court the year after at the much maligned Greenacre venue.

The bannnannana family also helped life the Savs last night with a wonderful father and son partnership and some masterful batting strokes from the young master. Pananana hit the ball around the FDICC promoting international selectors to consider this young prodidgy.

Hollywood has announced his retirement for the end of the year as he hangs up his gloves and picks up the surf board on the Gold Coast.

Star Sav On The Move

By Peter Beattie.

Rumblings and rumours about the contraversial loss of leading Savman Hollywood were confirmed last week with a short statement released from Hollywood's minders.

"We wish to confirm that Hollywood will be making the move to Queensland. We understand there will be a lot of people disappointed with his departure, but wish to re assure fans that he will continue to call Sydney home. There will be much doubt as to why this move was made, however we wish to dispel rumours that it was purely made in order for the warmer climate aiding the recuperation of his genital rash. That problem was fixed a long time ago. We ask that you leave his family alone and allow them to enjoy their final few weeks in Sydney. Thank you."

As the Premier of Queensland, I would personally like to welcome Hollywood on the Gold Coast! I'd also like to invite Hollywood and his Battered Sav team members to a formal civic reception upon arrival. I've been a good mate of Hollywood's for a long time, and I know we'll be catching up in a more regular basis from now on. We just love big personalities up here, and can't think of a better addition to our state. Thank you again.......