Angus Patterson-Smith
Fairfax Group
Battered Savs superstar Hollywood has waded into the war of words over the team’s mistreatment of their youngest member.
“Why can’t these bloody aid organisations go help out some homeless kid in Sri Lanka, Bangladesh or other curry country, or even a starving runt in Zimbabwe – we all know how crap their cricket is at the moment. They need help, we don’t”
“As a former child star myself, there is nothing bad about being paraded infront of the international media. People love you, they give you all kinds of cool stuff for free – and you’re never lonely. I loved to be loved.”
In his address to the media scrum outside his new palacial residence on the Gold Coast, Hollywood was rather amused by all the fuss and couldn’t believe the exposure Pannananan was getting.
“I haven’t seen such an frenzied appetite from the media since my old mate Hansie Cronjie was wrongfully implicated in match fixing, (of the media) it’s like watching Arjuna at an all you can eat buffet.”
No official word has been release on the state of the young Sav player at the centre of this saga. Sources close to him have hinted that the “detention” from the Anananananan family may actually be a guise. It’s rumoured that the Little Banananan is off to rehab to dry-out, recover and undergo anger management therapy.
The family has a bit of history with this ‘illness’. D’Ananananan has already missed the majority of the seasons opening games due to his compulsory attendence at a local clinic for an undisclosed condition. And no one can forgets the on-field incident during the Sav’s charity Rugby match in the off season which left him with a fractured cheek bone and impressive shiner.
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