Sav in Movembergate

Reebs, Savs allrounder and stat and race fixer has had his name linked to further allegations of corruption.

The star, who some claim to be the secretive and elusive underworld figure "Moustache Max" is almost perpetually surrounded by contraversy due to his weekly release of international cricketing statistics and awards while some claim he has been involved in race fixing after known employees of the cricketer were seen "having a bit of a word" to Melbourne cup red hot favourite Torquay just moments before the big race.

But now many believe the long arm of the law is finally going to catch up. Fresh allegations have arisen following Reebs entry into the Movember event, raising money for mens health issues. Utilising the Savs own spin doctor Sammy Bourgelais to head his campaign the Sav has been quoted as saying "im gonna raise more dosh than any other niggaz".

But since the start of the event pictures have surfaced showing an already "tached" Reebs a good ten years prior to this years event. Dr Simon Fielder from the University of Sydneys facial hair institute was asked to give his opinion on the authenticity of the pictures. "In my opinion its the genuine real deal gentlemen". Comparing the picture to current photos he concluded "its the same tache Im in no doubt, yet incredibly it hasnt changed for at least ten and maybe even fifteen years. My mother has a better one", he later added. In deed a quick check of the press gallery (at least half of which were women) revealed that everyone present did in deed have a better mo.

Both Reebs and Sammy Bourgelais have remained unavailable for comment.

Slice McRidden
Five Dock Enquirer