Hollywood's New Compound Completed

Queensland Tourism

The Sydney born, soon to be Gold Coast based powerhouse that is Hollywood, has released the first images of his new pad. The 10,500 square metre complex, comprises a palatial mansion that has everything, from massage rooms, full size olympic indoor pool, a golf driving range, and of course, an indoor cricket complex. Its also understood that the interior of the property is completely lined with mirrors. However the finishing touch, in true Hollywood style, is his name erected on the mountain overlooking the property.

Hollywood, who has been busy preparing to move into the palace, spoke very briefly with reporters last night at a trendy Sydney nightspot Zeta bar. "We are very pleased with the progress on our new home. Looking forward to just getting there and unwinding"
Hollywood has been hard to get to following his premiere appearance with the Sav's a few weeks ago. Hollywood and his entourage - hired security and, presumably, close friends - were strategically placed around the bar to ensure that no one whipped out a camera. Conversely, Kanye West, who arrived at the bar close to midnight after performing with U2 earlier in the night, and Australian Idol host Andrew G, mingled freely with the crowd, even posing for photos.
"Thats the problem with the big celebs", stated bar manager Dabs, "they think they're too cool for school and I am starting to get p* off with this immature behaviour from some people who can't get over popularity. If have a problem with it then be a man and say it to my face, if not build a bridge and get over it."