Kel Gets His Own Mini-Me

By Gai Waterhouse

One time Hollywood wannabe - Kel, celebrated his fabulous Cup win by purchasing his very own mini-me, outside the stables at Royal Randwick on Tuesday.
The big man, seen handing over a large sum of cash for his pint sized replica of himself, then strode proudly around the members lawn with the little man by his side.
Asked whether he thought people might think its a bit wierd, Kel replied, " I'm sure there's a bit of a strange 'umpa-lumpa' vibe coming off, but its quite a buzz to turn to your side and see a miniature version of yourself looking back at you. He'd do anything for me too".
Mini-Kel, who hasn't spoken a word, seems to communicate with the big man by grunts and pointing to things. He has also been spotted randomly kicking complete strangers in the groin, and is also known to be a biter. This strange quirk apparently appealed to Kel, who when picking him out of a litter of other circus freaks, commented on how he loved a bit of rumbling, and general banter.
"The only draw back to the whole thing is the that little bugger smells like cabbage".