Sav to star in movie

Polly Hunter
Entertainment Tonight

McCool, one of the new breed of Savs who has been short listed for this years prestigious Golden Sav has recenlty been named the leading man in an upcoming thriller to be filmed at Australis Gold Coast Movie World.

Shooting for the film "The McCool Identity" has has the Sav who recenlty turned 43 going out for a drink one night and later being fished out of Sydney Harbour by a ferry crew with a bullet in his back and suffering from amneisure. The thriller is flush with amazing special effects and fart jokes, features a Benny Hill esque chase scene and finished triumphantly with a thrilling "kite duel" in the streets of down town Newcastle.

"Its a big thrill thats for sure, in fact its been a great year for me. Life really doest begin when your 43".

Already there is talk of a follow up. "Yeah we're planning another nine based on this character" said the star. Im co-writing with Sammy on the next one as we speak", referring to Savs spin doctor Sammy Bourgelais.

Incredibly all nine sequels are to be released simutaneously in a McCool box set, in order they are:

The McCool Supremacy
Mad McCool
McCool strikes back
McCool, wheres my car
Romy & McCools highschool reunion
McCool at Hanging Rock
McCool of Alcatraz
Breakfast at McCools, and
I dream of McCool.

In related news, soon to be Premier of Queensland and current McCool team mate with the Savs Hollywood has denied rumours he had a hand in bringing the block busters to QLD or in McCool playing the leading role.

"Sure I had a word or two and sure a mountain moved when I did so, but to say it all happened because of me is close to not true at all".