by Harry Tickenbum
Five Dock Chronicle
Excitement is mounting in the land of the banana benders following news of the imminent arrival of Sav stalwart Hollywood on the Gold Coast. In a recent press conference Hollywood was presented with the keys to the state, which premier Peter Beattie immediately asked to borrow as he had left his in his other pants.
The press conference, which lasted for 17 hours covered a range of topics such as Hollywood accepting a drive in next years Indy Car, his thoughts on the banana industry "bananas are a thing of the past" said Hollywood. "Rockmelons are the future", and finishing with talk on the threat to the great barrier reef due to coral bleaching from global warming. "Leave it with me", said Hollywood, "Good as done. Ive got a wicked set of water proof markers".
This can do attitude is sure to make the incumbent premier uneasy.
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