Heather Hunter Newtown Times
Sav’s big man, avid punter and owner of his own replica mini-Kel, has continued his amazing success on focusing on all things small and gay.
Kel’s puffy little pouch ‘Max’ the Pomeranian has recently taken out the Best-in-Show in the Newtown Fury Friend Fair at the regions famous Bank Hotel.
Asked what we the secret to his success, Kel stated:
“It’s a mix of a great diet, good grooming and a lot of tender love and care. Sirloin steaks, Sunsilk and Shakespeare. You can’t go wrong with that. Mini-Kel has certainly been a valuable addition to our team, has he can get down into those tricky areas and give Max a bit of rub and touch up. It little fella loves it, and it relaxes Max a great deal before he hits the stage.”
Current and former Sav’s were at the event to support their team mate. Sneaky, an avid lover of all things small and furry, was amongst the action. The part time Bookmaker ran a successful tote with all winnings (minus a small administrative fee) being donated to the RSPCA (Royal Society for Protecting Cricketing Annananananans).
“It’s a mix of a great diet, good grooming and a lot of tender love and care. Sirloin steaks, Sunsilk and Shakespeare. You can’t go wrong with that. Mini-Kel has certainly been a valuable addition to our team, has he can get down into those tricky areas and give Max a bit of rub and touch up. It little fella loves it, and it relaxes Max a great deal before he hits the stage.”
Current and former Sav’s were at the event to support their team mate. Sneaky, an avid lover of all things small and furry, was amongst the action. The part time Bookmaker ran a successful tote with all winnings (minus a small administrative fee) being donated to the RSPCA (Royal Society for Protecting Cricketing Annananananans).
Ocki ‘the Grouch’ and 3 time FFF champion Hairbear, also made rare and special combined guest appearance as the head judges for the Hotel’s Fashions of the Fury Field.
However the day belonged the Big fella, who in tow with the mini fella, took home the prizes and has certainly opened up a previously untapped sponsorship market for the Savs.
However the day belonged the Big fella, who in tow with the mini fella, took home the prizes and has certainly opened up a previously untapped sponsorship market for the Savs.
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