Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Star Sav On The Move


By Peter Beattie.
Rumblings and rumours about the contraversial loss of leading Savman Hollywood were confirmed last week with a short statement released from Hollywood's minders.
"We wish to confirm that Hollywood will be making the move to Queensland. We understand there will be a lot of people disappointed with his departure, but wish to re assure fans that he will continue to call Sydney home. There will be much doubt as to why this move was made, however we wish to dispel rumours that it was purely made in order for the warmer climate aiding the recuperation of his genital rash. That problem was fixed a long time ago. We ask that you leave his family alone and allow them to enjoy their final few weeks in Sydney. Thank you."
As the Premier of Queensland, I would personally like to welcome Hollywood on the Gold Coast! I'd also like to invite Hollywood and his Battered Sav team members to a formal civic reception upon arrival. I've been a good mate of Hollywood's for a long time, and I know we'll be catching up in a more regular basis from now on. We just love big personalities up here, and can't think of a better addition to our state. Thank you again.......

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