Opposition leader Kim Beazley has put his considerable weight behind the swell of congratulatory well wishes for the retiring Thorpe.
"I was shocked to learn that Billy Thorpe was retiring from international swimming", said Beazley, "but thank him for his contribution and wish him well on the next stage of his journey with the Savs".
"Its obvious Billy was brought up by his lesbian mother with little contact from his father so I think having men like the womanizing, beer swilling Kel as a role model will do Billy a world of good. I have seen Billy out on the turps and he gets legless just walking past a pub so he already has a lot in common with Tucan as well. I think he'll fit right in".
Crack McSwiggins
Five Dock Herald
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