I.C.A.C. Five Dock
Two NSW police are under fire today for alledgedly impersonating leading Savsters Tucan and Kel.
The officers, known only as "Fat" and "Skinny", were snapped above trying to assimilate into the now undoubtedly world famous indoor cricket team, whilst at Royal Randwick on Cup day. The two will plead guilty before the Sav Republican Council, headed up by Chancellor Slick on the planet of Coruscant.
Slick later read this short statement outside the Sav Temple;
" I am starting to get p* off with this immature actions from some people who can't get over us being famous. If (you) have a problem with it then be a man and say it to my face, if not build a bridge and get over it."
Tucan, who could not be reached for further comment, is reported as saying it would be good have a few senior police within the ranks of the Sav's so that they can drive home after games legally.
Kel was also optimistic about their possible inclusion; "Cops are Tops. They can get stuff for you thats really hard to find on the streets. Plus if someone cuts you off on the road, they'll get you their address".
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