Above pictured on the way to the station in the police vehicle.
Breaking news story!
Star SAVS allrounder involved in henious crimes against school teachers.
Star SAV Pananananannannanannanannanannanannanannananannanananannananan has alledgedly been arrested on charges of alledgedly 'disrupting class' and alledgedly being 'disrectpful to teachers".
The year nine youngerster believes he has been harsh done by "all i did was tap on the table, then she sent me out of the room, when i came back in i threw some lollies at a couple of my least favourite people, then i got sent to the principle and they called my mum, making all sorts of ludicrous allegations against me, trying to drag me name through the mud" and " i think its just cause they are all sooo jealous of my superiour indoor skills"
Panannanannannannanannannannannaannananan blames his poor efforts in the last match where he was outscored by Slick for the first time ever, as being due to having this whole debacle weighing on my mind".
It is believed he will be suing the school, when asked where the funds were coming from, he swiftly replied " my fellow savs will be bankrolling the case, as Reebs, Tucan Sam, Kel(and mini kel) and macca took my tip on Delta blues and are now flush with cash, i reckon they owe me"
Sources have told us that sentencing delivered on top of a detention, from the all powerful mother of the Savs-man, is that Pannananananananan has as of now been suspended from particpating in indoor cricket until the end the school term, which to a 15 year old is of course a life sentence, however our resident statsman Reebs reckons that'll be about 4 weeks, give or take a game.
Pannananannanannannanannannanananan is thought to be lodging an appeal by the end of the week to have his sentence reduced to having his mobilephone confiscated to stop his Warne-esque like lued messages to unsuspecting women after dark.
By Johnny 'the leak'.
Breaking news story!
Star SAVS allrounder involved in henious crimes against school teachers.
Star SAV Pananananannannanannanannanannanannanannananannanananannananan has alledgedly been arrested on charges of alledgedly 'disrupting class' and alledgedly being 'disrectpful to teachers".
The year nine youngerster believes he has been harsh done by "all i did was tap on the table, then she sent me out of the room, when i came back in i threw some lollies at a couple of my least favourite people, then i got sent to the principle and they called my mum, making all sorts of ludicrous allegations against me, trying to drag me name through the mud" and " i think its just cause they are all sooo jealous of my superiour indoor skills"
Panannanannannannanannannannannaannananan blames his poor efforts in the last match where he was outscored by Slick for the first time ever, as being due to having this whole debacle weighing on my mind".
It is believed he will be suing the school, when asked where the funds were coming from, he swiftly replied " my fellow savs will be bankrolling the case, as Reebs, Tucan Sam, Kel(and mini kel) and macca took my tip on Delta blues and are now flush with cash, i reckon they owe me"
Sources have told us that sentencing delivered on top of a detention, from the all powerful mother of the Savs-man, is that Pannananananananan has as of now been suspended from particpating in indoor cricket until the end the school term, which to a 15 year old is of course a life sentence, however our resident statsman Reebs reckons that'll be about 4 weeks, give or take a game.
Pannananannanannannanannannanananan is thought to be lodging an appeal by the end of the week to have his sentence reduced to having his mobilephone confiscated to stop his Warne-esque like lued messages to unsuspecting women after dark.
By Johnny 'the leak'.
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