HAIRBEAR OUT AGAIN

ROUTERS 2.15pm EDST

In a controversial decision, self appointed selectors and captains - Arjuna and Hollywood have decided to leave Hairbear out of the Savs team again. At the pregame press conference,Hairbear asked " Who is the Warnie keeping me out?" there was a deathly silence and even some laughter as Hollywood stepped forward and explained that there was no real reason that he had been left out just that Arjuna didn't really like him that much. The press conference finished on a sad note with Hairbear bursting into tears and vowing to get his buddies from the Sydney Bulldogs onto Arjuna. Arjuna could not be contacted for a comment.