Monday, November 28, 2005

DABS Sacked

Roebuck

In a most controversial decision the captain/s and selector/s for the Savs have sacked stalwart and future hall of famer DABS from the current Battered Savs organistation. In an interview with under siege co captain, Hollywood it was stated, "Dabs is old and slow. Sure he has had his moments and he was one of my heroes but any comeback to those days just will not happen - He is gone. Look it wasn't my decision alone, Arjuna doesn't like him much anyway" Commontaters around the world were shocked at the ruthlessness of the Savs leadership team and when they finally found Arjuna down at the Harold Park raceway were not surprised by his comments, " Dabs was a legend but the time has come to get rid of him. How can we allow Dabs to make any sort of a return to former glory? Frankly I offerred Dabs a nice little retirement in my homeland but he just wouldn't take it - I have no time for him any more" when asked about his family Arjuna was very direct "I don't care about them or him or any one but myself and my family" Arjuna went on to say "Look I have had it with all of this critism this year. There are a few players who have taken it to far with their on field antics. I have been critisied for my choices on field and I don't like being questioned" From the surface it appears that Hollywood and Arjuna have constructed a nice plot and can now get rid of Dabs even though he was beginning to strike form.

Dabs could not be contacted for comment.

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