Hollywood Seen In Gay Bar

By Dill Doe

SYDNEY;
Battered Sav cricketer and allround good looker Hollywood has been snapped by tabloid press photographers going into a popular inner city gay nightspot "The Bowel Growler" some time late Saturday night.
The sighting was confirmed by a local bystander who wished to be known only as Lachlan, "I saw him walk into the bar, not that I usually hang around places like this, I mean I was just walking through Oxford St to get to ... aah.... Bondi Junction to aaah...yeah, watch footy at the pub". Lachlan was apparently sporting a rather tight pair of hot pink lycra shorts with the arse cut out of them.
In another development, Hollywood has not denied going into the nightclub either. Instead the soon to be gay icon welcomed the news and has somewhat ' come out '.
" I have always had a bit of a soft spot for punching out the donuts" said Hollywood. "I just hope my newfound freedom of expression doesn't affect my place in the team. I mean now that I'm batting for the other team so to speak, I hope the boys will still feel like they can embrace me after a good innings".
Team members from The Battered Savs who were asked if they thought it would affect the team stated that as long as Hollywood had an aids test and kept the pork sword in his pants, there shouldn't be a problem.