By Les Bien
News of the World has just released a statement on behalf of battered savs stalwart, Dabs to a packed media conference in Sydney. Dabs is said to be delighted at the inclusion of Hairbear in his cameo appearance as "I will no longer be the slowest bloke in the competition".
Hairbear is refuting the claims and has issued a challenge to dabs to have 50 metre running race before proceddings on thursday night. "This race would be similar to the various challenges around the world that Mark Richardson from the NZ cricket team has issued to prove that he isn't the slowest cricketer in the world", hairbear exclaimed. News of the world has asked dabs whether he has accepted the challenge, but no news has filtered through yet.
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