HOLLYWOOD SEX SCANDAL

Consolidated Press 14:00hrs EDST

News of the world has reported a new scandal involving Hollywood the famous self- appointed co-captain of the Battered Savs Indoor Cricket team. A young woman known as X has apparently reported an incident that occurred in the carpark of the Five Dock Pub last thursday evening at around 11.15pm. Quoting sources at the Pub, "He came in parading all around as if he had just won the world championship or something. He just kept saying gonna get me some tonight and whistling". The family of Hollywood have gone to ground refusing to comment. Sources close to the team have outlined that this may just be the end of Hollywoods captaincy aspirations. Apparently self-appointed co-captain, Arjuna is furious and has sort a private meeting with Hollywood. Arjuna is said to have told Hairbear that this may now be an opportunity for him to step in, "I am sick of reading about Hollywoods Sav!" Arjuna allegedly said.