By Anna Linjection
The captain of the Battered Savs indoor cricket team, and now Australian icon, Arjuna, is set to star in the next airing of channel seven's hugely popular Celebrity Spelling Bee.
The Sri Lankan born, Sydney based powerhouse has apparently agreed to star in the show after his team members rang channel 7 and gave him a big wrap for his "sixth sense" of spelling. One team member is reported to have said Arjuna could spell "shit" underwater. Producers of the show were intrigued by this tip off and decided to investigate the great man's talents a bit further. They contacted him late last night and were unable to reach him, but apparently his voicemail message on his mobile phone was enough for producer, self confessd pillow biter, and host of the show Todd McKenney.... "oooh sweety he sounds just gorgeous!!! And what a hunk!!"
Arjuna has also stated his delight at being invited onto the show, " with this opportunity, I can show the world that I am truly the greatest". When asked if he could spell "opportunity", he said he'd prefer to save himself for the show.
In other Arjuna related news, TAB sportsbet is still in shock after the great man's massive wager on Cup winner Makybe Diva. A reported 4 million dollar bet on the now famous mare at $3.70, netted the big man a whopping $14,800,000. "I get all my tips from Hollywood" Arjuna stated. The only problem is the not so real estate savvy Arjuna bought an also now famous unit block with "views" of Lane Cove Rd.
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