SYDNEY 23rd November 2005
In yet another scandal Hollywood, the self appointed selector and co captain has been found fiddling with the stats. In what can only be described as a scam of the greatest proportion, Hollywoods secret gay partner has come forward to bare arse magazine with his story. In the article"He would invite me back to his eastern suburbs appartment and we would play intimate games together and whichever name sounded sexiest would be the one who we would give the best statistics to" the undisclosed source went on to say "Dabs, Tempter, Hairbear well they just aren't sexy names, they just didn't turn Hollywood or me on. I hope that this doesn't hurt the team or Hollywoods future and I apologise to the Savs but my story just has to be told".
Dabs, Tempter, Hairbear could not be contacted for comment.
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