SHOCK RECALL FOR HAIRBEAR

By Ranish Rammedher

In breaking news, battered sav selectors have recalled hairbear for the upcoming game against the adam's at the FDICC on thursday night.

After Apoo was made unavailable for reasons that can only be described by many insiders as "soft and fluffy", Hairbear was rushed into the squad to recapture the form that saw him named ICC player of the year in the 93-94 season at the Bankstown ICC. Many had thought that he had gone into retirement until earlier this year when he resurfaced menacing batsmen with his "windmill" action that comes down with snow on every delivery and can only be descriped as "inconsistent yet deadly on his day".

Rumours have already been spreading that he may also been considering bringing the famous patented "pink bat" out of retirement for the upcoming cameo performance. Fans from all over the world have been emailing and sending faxes of support to lure the pink bat back onto the FDICC.

Hairbear can only be seen by many as a man of courage, who would walk into the lions den and the Chullora ICC or as affectionaltey known as "guantanamo bay" by industry insiders, with the famous pink bat. Many opponents sent verbal sprays the way of the hairbear yet he fended off any suggestions with batting clinics week in week out followed by the half time car park brawls before returning for the second half of matches with the "windmill" action. Fans have quickly been queing for tickets for thursday nights game as many want to see the "one of a kind action" in the flesh and not broken down by the harsh ctitics on the CH.9 coverage.

Will the hairbear bring the pink bat? We can only hope