Sneaky and Hollywood restore order

SMH 30th October 2006

Fresh from there whirl wind autograph tour of South East Asia, Sneaky and Hollywood have returned in time to restore order to the world famous Savs. In the worst off season in the Savs illastrious history, the two icons of the club led from the front in helping the team win there opening game of the competitive season, which sees the Savs at the top of the FDICC table after one round.

In the lead up to the game, incumbent captain Slick was under immense pressure from the media and ex captain Arjuna who went out of his way to defame Slicks character, selection processes and family. Arjuna has even threatened to start a rebel league which has been meet with many a raised eye brow.

Sneaky and Hollywood who were blissfully unaware of the turmiol that had engulfed the Savs arrived at Sydney international Airport to a barrage of photos and questions from the media scrum that were on hand to question them. Slick said " I knew once these two boys returned from there overseas playing stint they would bring there winning culture to the savs. I was rewarded for hanging my testicles out on the line and at the end of the day there, i still have them both in tact albeit a few little warts picked up from schoolies a few years back."

In a FDICC first, the Savs were used as guines pigs in the contreversial new decision to have a square leg umpire, as well as the main chair umpire, with often painful breaks between overs for Auditing of scores. The Savs at time felt that this new trial slowed down the pace of the game and allowed for to much time for players to get there breath back. It is also believed that many of the Indian and Sri Lankian teams at the FDICC are very angry at this new decision as it makes it far too hard for the main chair umpire to be paid off.

Hollywood and Sneaky will reignite the FDICC tomorrow night on there return to Sydney. Two games in 5 days for the Savs but its all part of being in a proffessional indoor cricket team.
Hollywood has also announced that this is his final swansong this season as he is retiring and moving to the Gold Coast with his family. It is believed that he is to take up a position with the elite indoor cricket academy for those with dissabilites in the new year.