Arjuna and Apoo fly in big gun for inspiration

After 5 loses on the trot, the battered savs have flown in George W. Bush to give them a pep talk before the season opener on thursday night. American presidents, not typically familiar with the game of cricket, have never had to be called upon for such duties. In a statement released by Bush "I love the game. How hard can it be to hit a ball with a bat? I love batting"

Bush also agreed to the PR gig to help his popularity with the cricket mad sub continent. It is believed that almost 1.5 billion Indian, Sri Lankian and Pakistani cricket supporters tune into foxtel each week to view the big games at the FDICC. Ex Captain Arjuna sees this move as chance for the savs to be inspired by a truly great man while also hosing down tensions in the region.

In the photo Bush is seen to be showing the young savs a few tips on effective ball tampering and also showing them how not to 'chuck' a cricket ball. Bush so abely demonstrated with the correct 'bent arm' style. It is also believed that Bush has challenged Bin Laden to a game of twenty twenty cricket for the disputed state of Kashmir and an end to the tensions across the world.

Arjuna and Apoo have thanked the president for all of his input and also disussed the possibility of 'throwing the game' for some financial gain and a couple of 7 eleven franchises.