PPS 23:17 - Breaking news has revealed large cracks starting to appear in the Sav's family. The largest of all seems to be a developing rift between the newly appointed Captain Slick, and the one time 'crackster' himself Arjuna. Sav insiders have revealed that Arjuna has been sacked due to concerns over his fitness, most recently he was seen in a club cricket match with a few extra pounds - what a picture he is! Slick has refused to comment although it is pretty clear that he is unhappy that Arjuna has been out eating whole sheep instead of following the rest of the team on the Hollywood Beach diet. Leading commentator and one time mentor of Arjuna, Ionceadalargecrac, voiced his dissapointment that selection has come down to a weight issue and has vowed to get out the whip to once again get Arjuna into to top shape.
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