Supporters of the one time playboys and now embattled cricket team The Battered Savs are leaving faster than worms from a burning dogs butt with the latest example occuring just hours after their fifth straight defeat.
Never a team to shirk their public duties, team captain Slack learnt of the disappointment of sick kids in the childrens ward of Five Dock Memorial Hospital when they were told their annual mid year party was to be hosted by Darren Hynch (yet again). One child was quoted as saying "Darren is the best cure available, Id rather fake healthiness than see his stand up routine again". Slack immediately volunteered the team to take Darrens place noting the Savs particular expertise in the field of mime, something theyve been practicing at 9.30 Thursday nights for the last 5 weeks.
Savs spin doctor Sammy B turned up in person to bring the good news to the children offering the Savs as an alternative to Darren Hynch and was greeted with comments like "who", "no, no, not them" and some smaller children started crying. One child said "Darrens beard doesnt really scratch that much and he does a pretty good Seinfeld".
Ruuters
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