If you were standing outside last night at about 8.30pm you would have felt a gust of wind like a warm breath on your groin. That was the collective sigh of cricketers around the world as playboy bunnies the Savs recorded their first win of the summer.
"You could see their confidence coming like a fat lady walking up a hill, slowly but surely", Local crack addict and FDICC umpire Billy "The Rapist" Hoile said. "Ive been saving some choice product for just such an occasion and the girls at the FDC better watch out, looks like I picked the wrong week to give up amphetamines".
The Savs did get off to a shaky start with an experiment of elevating two middle order batsmen to openers failed against the front line bowlers, but this was soon turned around when local mirror maker Tucan teamed once again with Ocky to re-form one of the best batting partnerships the FDICC has witnessed over the last 10 years.
From there the Savs ground away at their opposition until they capitulated and the Savs cruised to what was a tough game made to look easy.
The season debuts of Hollywood, Sneaky & Ocky seemed to be the zing missing from the sauce for the Savs this year and the night was highlighted by much bottom pinching and mincing, evidence of the confidence in the Savs camp.
Whether it is to late in the season to turn things around remains to be seen but it was a timely warning for the opposition teams, the Savs are not a spent force.
Full match report to follow.
In related news the team crushed by the Savs must think they broke a mirror as they inadvertently wandered into the FDC, Savs territory. After the necessary pleasantries the whole team was soundly crushed for the second time that night as they were drunk under the table by a mere 4 of the Savs players.
Full match report to follow.
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