Sav's Plea For Help Arrives

By HG Nelson

Ivan Ivanov, the world famous Greco Roman Wrestling coach has come to the rescue of the embattled Battered Savs Indoor Cricket Team.
The team has just been through rigorous inspections and testing by the great man from Bulgaria, with the coach of champs leaving no stone unturned. He is determined to take this 'battered' ship from the brink to a championship winning, thriving indoor cricket team.
As a man of few words, we managed to get this from him, "First thing we do, we like to have look at 'Flute' to make sure it not unbalancing the man." With years of experience, the big man makes light work of even the most challenging re-arrangements of the meat and two veg. The photo above shows just how hands on he has been with players (shown here with D Banananana man). Eager to learn and change, and move away from being winless after many rounds, the Sav's have really taken to this new form of coaching, Hollywood explains "I'd be running into bowl, and I'd feel this huge weight pulling me down on one side. It was only after Ivan explained and demonstrated did I realise I was cutting the lunch the wrong way. I used to dress right, now I just flat bag."
The Sav's are rumoured to be willing to try "anything" to win. This apparently includes switching from full strength to light beer before and after games.