Selector speaks out !!

In an effort to alleviate concerns over selection policy, Savs self appointed selector and captain has hit back at suggestions of playing favourites. In a statement to the press he has come out blazing and put the whole team on notice. "I an sik and tried of all the whingeing from Hollywood. He is a punce who should ramember his place" In directly refuting claims regarding his sexual preference, Arjuna outlined "I have a wif, I do nut alow other mens to park their bikes anywhere near my rack" . Arjuna also detailed new selection policy which is sure to have sent shockwaves throughout the Savs family "I well select who I'm wanting to when I'm wanting to for whatever reason I'm wanting to" Again Arjuna singled out Hollywood in tirade that is sure to fireup the next team meeting, "Hollywood is a junior member of the team and I regrat givin hem the opportunity at captaning the side, just who does he think he us ? I would suggest Hollywood to grab a coke and shut the f... up" Media sources said earlier that Hollywood could not be contacted due to messaging issues with his mobile phone.