Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Battered Sav's plane crashes

A plane carrying all team members of the popular indoor cricket "Battered Savs" has crashed in a mountainous region of north Afghanistan. Details are still coming to hand. Casualties unknown at this stage, although a witness has said there were signs of survivors. This raises concerns over whether the Savs will be back in Sydney for tomorrow nights big match. A relative of one of the Savs responded to media questions today asking "what the hell were they doing over there anyway?" The area is known as a popular destination for large women with large appetites for battered sausages. Another eyewitness reported seeing hundreds of green cans with vb markings on them pour out a cabin door open after the plane came to a stop.
Another concerned family member of the Savs added "its been bloody quiet on the blog too, I thought something was wrong"
More details as they become available

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