by Len Banano
Sydney (Rueters) - In a dramatic change from recent times, there is no news is worth reporting about the Battered Savs today. No sources have approached this news agency with leaks from team members, no on or off field antics have caused a stir, no major incidents of importance have taken place.
In other news, three people were found dead in what appears to be a bizaare cooking accident in Penrith in Sydneys outer western suburbs.
Police have confirmed all three died sometime between 2.30am and 7am Sunday morning from severe anal toxmosis caused by cloves of garlic inserted into the rectum.
Police sources have gone on record as saying they do not beleive this is related to last years homosexual vampire slayer deaths.
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