Saturday, October 29, 2005

Arjuna to implement safe work place

After last night’s performance, Captain & Selector Arjuna has decided to implement the B.A.L to .05 in line with work cover OH&S requirements rather than .08 as prescribed by Tu Can....

The reflexes of all involved last night were a bit slower than normal. Some of the explainable causes could be due to the late game, the 50 beers consumed by 5 members of the team prior to the game or was it that some of the other team bowlers were a lot quicker than anticipated or was it a combination of all three! Time will tell.

To prevent recurrence Random breathe tests may be carried out prior to future games. And those found exceeding the limit will be reprimanded and fined their match fee and may be suspended.
The umpires reading must have been more than .08 due to his performance last night. It will be interesting to read the coroner & ICC report in addition to not finding his brain following the police investigation. I recall him remarking once that Kel looked familiar and wanted to know if he knew Kel from Weekend detention at Parramatta Jail.

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