Sneaky calls for Calm

Tanzania

Battered Sav poster boy, Sneaky Pete has had to call for calm after a group of locals lost the equivalent of up to 7 years wages. Sneaky showed the locals the art of Texas Hold Em, and told them that there would be "no way that the could lose there money". Sadly he was terribly mistaken.

One young man has had to cancel his only daughters wedding after he decided to double up the money that had been set aside for the big day. Word spread around the village that 6 men have lost up to $4 AUD (eq. 7 years eages) throughout a torrid day where the dealer bent them over the proverbial table. A village meeting was called (as pictured) where locals were allowed to express there disappointment to the master himself. Sneaky was forced to call for calm on a number of occasions when locals threatened to "chop of his black jacks", he then pointed out that he was indeed a fellow man but of different colorisation. This did not go down to well with the locals as Sneaky was forced to flee by horseback to the neighboring country of Kenya.
All in all, Pete has been quoted as saying that it has been one heck of a successful trip and that he had to sign the "bringing back over $10,000 AUD into the country" box on the incoming immigration card as Customs.