Proof is in the Pudding (so to speak)

Sydney - After much public whisper, innuendo and shamig, the issue of Hollywood and the "The Bowel Growler" has finally been put to rest.

A brief media conference was called at 10:00pm (AESST) last night by the management team of Hollywood, to announce to the world that he and Mrs Hollywood are now the proud parents of Baby Hollywood. In a pre-written statement, Hollywood commented about how he had endured the 31 hour labour saying that it had been "tough" but he'd manage to pull through it "ok".

In amazing show of commitment to the SAV's, Hollywood has made himself available for selection for tonight's Grand Final Qualifier saying, that he had "life time" to get to know Baby Hollywood, but only tonight a chance of glory.

From the SAV family to the Hollywood family - CONGRATULATIONS on the arrival of Baby Hollywood.