Arjuna to seek therapy?

In a worrying turn of events for the Savs, especially so early in the new cricketing season, long-serving past captain and part-time player Arjuna has released a monologue on why he loves the game of cricket which incredibly fills 24 cassette tapes and lasts for 36 straight hours. It was widely reported after the Savs collapse at the end of last season that Arjuna took the losses quite hard and became "uncontactable" for much of the off-season. Sources close to Arjuna said he was moody and enigmatic for long periods of time, barely speaking a word, then he would suddenly jump up and say something like "I am the Walrus". This would last only a short while then he would do something like stick postage stamps on gum tree leaves and try and post them at the local butchers. Sources say friends became most worried when Arjuna took a pile of electrical equipment and locked himself in the bathroom, emerging, to the relief of all, 36 hours later, skin like a prune, and touting the new release. The publics reaction to the monologue is yet to be determined.